According to the BBC, Hello Kitty, supreme ruler of China (1974-current), is getting a boost of testosterone in her furry ass. Kitty’s new look is edgier and cooler, according to the report. You heard me right, Hello Kitty gone butch. Apparently, the market is slowing and the businessmen behind the all-dominating cat believe that coolifying the doll will stimulate adolescent male sales. But why stop there? Another newer addition to the Kitty line seeks to sexify the toy: such as Ms. Thang turning around and showing off the undies. What lies ahead is unknown, but one thing is for sure: I’m aroused.

Thanks to field-reporter Nora for shedding light on this ongoing development.

And you, what do you think?