What kind of fuckery is this?
It’s the new promotional video for Kylie Minogue‘s “All I See,” the rapidly flopping single released in North America. I’m not sure why this is happening–it’s like some sick game that no one is truly a part of. So let’s see:
+ She’s talking to a somewhat fit man’s tattooed back.
+ She’s got some truly dramatic eye makeup happening, which is nice. The dominatrix outfit is also a winner…I approve.
+ She occasionally appears to be channeling the glittering love child of her own outfit from “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” and the Diva from The Fifth Element. You know, the blue one.
+ She still likes headphones, microphones, and I’m going to assume she’s still into the speakerphones. (HINT TO KYLIE CAMP: RELEASE “SPEAKERPHONE”.)
+ Not much else. Please let this be a backing video to the KylieX2008 Tour, and not an actual video.
I’d complain further, but no one asked for a video. I’d like to go the clichéd “we should be thankful” route, but sometimes less is so much more.
