After spending a few days causing chaos on the beaches of Costa Rica, my darling Britney has arrived back to the States. She’s been seen shopping(!), smiling(!!), and recording music(!!!). Don’t forget, she’s been visiting the vocal coach for the past couple weeks now, and even Larry has accompanied her to the studio. Reports from PEOPLE indicate that she is indeed recording for a new album (J.R. Rotem has apparently been working her and calling her a “master of what she does” and all that excitable nonsense), but the record is still at its “experimental” stages as she looks for a new sound. She’s going all BjÃ¶rk this time, I just know it. But just in case she doesn’t do that, I’ve written a short letter for her “people” to forward onto her.
Your number one fan,