Oh dear.

It’s Idol winner David Archuleta‘s first single “Crush,” a decidedly 2008 mid-tempo, a la “Apologize.”

Essentially, it’s the epitome of packaged, sealed, good-to-go formulaic male pop.

This one’s going to be massive on radio.

Almost destined for number one. Scratch that–absolutely certain.

The worst part is, I keep hitting on hitting “play.” Le sigh.