God, this woman’s just churning these puppies out, now isn’t she? Yes Muusers…For better or (quite possibly) for worse, it’s time again for some Gaga.
And now, a rundown of moments and counts.
“BRITNEY DID IT” moment: 0:07.
“MADONNA DID IT” moment: 2:03.
“JANET DID IT” moment: 3:25.
“DID GAGA JUST DO THAT?” moment: 2:23.
Most Epic Moment Ever Recorded At A Turnstile: 1:22.
“Isn’t that…Christina Aguilera?” moment: 2:30.
Does alternative eye wear meet or rival that of Beyoncé‘s “Diva”: Yes.
Count of awkward, jitter-like dance moves: Buttloads.
Count of seconds devoted to the oft-name dropped “disco stick”: Not nearly enough…Not nearly enough.
Count of lesbian indulgences: 1.
Count of shameless brand advertising: 3.
Count of shameless vagina flashes: 3.
Count of pairs of pants for the Gaga: 0.
Overall: 8.55 / 10
And that’s that.
One more thing: I would like for someone to buy me a disco stick in the near future.
