It’s been hours, and still nothing has helped to lift my Prop H8 frowny face. I’ve already
told typed off one or two of the more unfortunate souls daring to defend the court’s decision…WHO ELSE WANT SOME?!
It seems no better time to pull out the big guns…
BEYSUS, WHERE YOU AT?!
Synopsis: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” performed in front of a brick wall.
DJ-like “breast-record scratch” count: No less than 4.
Fierce Factor: 8.5
Probability of memorizing dance during one sleepless night alone in my underwear: 94.8%.
Best moment: EVERY BLEEDING SECOND.