And now, Paula Abdul performing Kylie Minogue‘s her upcoming single “live” on American Idol, “Here For The Music” (AND YES I KNOW AS A BRITNEY FAN I AM NOT ALLOWED TO BE CLEVER AND JUDGE HER FOR LIP-SYNCING, BUT THE OBVIOUSNESS OF THE AUTO-TUNE IN THIS PERFORMANCE IS JUST PLAIN SILLY TO ME, THANK YOU PLEASE.)

Prepare for an incredibly controversial thought below the video.

Ahem…

Well, that was loads better than Titty GAGa‘s performance.

I thought she did a fabulous job, even if the track still sounds like something Cher picked out of her wig in the back of a gay bar.

Lord knows, I was expecting a shit show. Instead, she stuck the moves and worked the stage, causing me to feel–for better or worse–briefly entertained (and perhaps slightly excited).

That being said, that track is still quite literally shit.

There, I feel at peace with myself.