And now for the official fan edition of “Celebration.”
Pros
+ Mesmerizing homosexual fan dancing.
+ Paul “Creeper Face” Oakenfold appears for only 1.5 seconds.
+ A MOST EPIC ICON-IN-THE-MAKING CAMEO BY LOURDES MARIA CICCONE LEON. Seriously, how cute was that?! She’s the spitting image of her mother.
Cons
– No Jesus “Christ” Luz.
Basically, it’s miles away (lolz) better. If someone could cut and paste the Madonna/Jesus love affair-on-the-DJ-booth sequence into this one, you’d have yourself one fabulous “Celebration” video.