A revolution this way cometh.

Today, January the 12th, marks the most important musical release since Michael Jackson‘s Thriller.

An album that, despite all reservations and doubts, stands poised to devastate the Billboard charts by moving more copies in one day than Susan Boyle and Ke$ha‘s monthly numbers combined, send chills down the spines of every pop icon from Madonna to Lady Gaga, and alter the very landscape of modern music as we know it.

Today sees the digital release of Heidi Montag‘s debut album, Superficial.

BOW DOWN TO GREATNESS, SHEEPS.

But being serious, it’s a tiny bit good. More on that later.