SILENCE.

Sharon Dastur, program director for New York’s top radio station Z100, just confirmed in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly that Britney’s upcoming single will be called “Hold It Against Me,” and that the song will premiere on radio on January 7.

“The beat that they gave her is really unique compared to other artists,” she notes.

SWEET. GODNEY. JEANSUS.

In this fairly rare opportunity to gloat, this officially confirms both the MuuMuse Excluusive about the premiere date AND the title (Well, one word off.) Nevertheless…

You got it here first.

Now then:

Stop worshiping your false idols and
prepare for the Return of The Holy Spearit.

Thanks to The Prophet Blog/Poor Britney for finding the magazine snippet!