Cat Deeley may not yet be on the shortlist to be considered for sainthood, but after an unbelievably inspired moment while hosting So You Think You Can Dance last Thursday night, the Pope may have just jumped up from his throne at the Vatican and shouted “SHUT THE FUCK UP: ADD THIS BITCH’S NAME TO THE LIST.”
You see, Keri Hilson was on the show Thursday to
steal Gaga‘s “The Edge of Glory” video premiere shine perform/lip-synch to her latest No Boys Allowed smash and MuuMuse Approved favorite, “Lose Control.”
Miss Keri Baby provided a very strong, sexy performance that involved a lot of (a) shaking (b) winding and (c) rolling, except for the part where she accidentally ate her earrings for, like, 20 minutes. (See the 0:47 mark.)
But the true genius of Hilson’s performance began after the song concluded, as Cat Deeley grinned into the camera and shouted: “Ladies and gents, let’s hear it for her. It’s Kelly Hilson, everybody!”
KELLY MOTHER FUCKING HILSON.
“Kelly Hilson” then began to trend worldwide on Twitter only seconds later, where it would remain for much of the night.
Now I’m not an expert on religious phenomena, but if “Kelly Hilson” isn’t the greatest miracle bestowed upon the world since air, Oreos and Britney Spears, I don’t actually know what is.
KELLY HILSON: YOUR FAVES COULD NEVER (BECAUSE THEY DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THAT PERSON IS).