LITERALLY STOP YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW.

AN ALTERNATE CUT OF “GIMME MORE” HAS JUST LEAKED.

Until this afternoon, Britney‘s most mystery-enshrouded video to date was riddled with rumors about scrapped scenes and alternate plot-lines. Fueling the fire, there were a few screen captures of scrapped footage floating around, as well as the original paparazzi videos of the “Gimme More” shoot in progress. But as we all well know, none of it made the final cut.

Now, after four years, we have a glimpse into what could have been for “Gimme More.” So what is it? Well, it’s basically just more of the same–a brilliant, perfect hot ass mess. Brit Brit rolls around in a bed for a bit with a kitty cat, and then she goes for a nice afternoon jog in her best funeral garb.

IN CONCLUSION: She cannot be tamed, she cannot be blamed, and she sure as hell ain’t gonna keep that corset on during the live performance. Thank you very much.

Praise Godney Jeansus. Slayed.