STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND BEHOLD THE SPEARIT.Godney will be gracing the October 2011 issue of Glamour Magazine in the UK, and Metro’s provided a first glimpse at the cover, the inside photoshoot and a small teaser of the accompanying story.
Prettyney! (And looking a bit Katie Holmesney, no?)
Inside the magazine, there’s some talk of the Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton (“I heard it was beautiful”), inviting them to her concert (“That would be amazing. That would be really crazy and cool”) as well as Brit Brit’s upcoming 30th birthday plans.
From the Metro article:
Meanwhile, Brit says she’s planning one last hurrah to cap her turbulent decade when she turns 30 in December.
The Womanizer star said: ‘I think the older you get, the wiser you get. I can’t wait. I’m really excited and definitely gonna celebrate and do something spectacular. I’m gonna be in South America so I’ll have to do something pretty fun. A carnival of Britney?’
A CARNIVAL OF BRITNEY?!
That would be so mayjah: You could play Whack-A-Paparazzo and win bags of Cheetos. Or go on the guided “I’m A Slave 4 U”-themed safari ride and try and avoid falling snakes. Or get lost in the underground “Till The World Ends” sewer maze with your friends until you find the manhole! I-I-I WANNA GO-O-O!!!
Guess that means I know where I’ll be heading for winter vacation…
EDIT: New photo, courtesy of The Sun.
OH MY BRITNEY JEANSUS: It’s like a darker, more mature upgrade from the Greatest Hits: My Prerogative cover.
I am most thoroughly slayed beyond belief!
2011: YEAR OF THE SPEARS.