Illuminati Princess Rihanna has just unveiled the brand new logo for her upcoming era on Twitter this evening.

As we know from the past, the Rated R “R” logo was cold and metallic. The LOUD “R” logo was warm and colorful. And this one?

Well, it’s an “R” made out of words. That much is clear, but I still can’t quite pick out the exact words/sentences…I see “Talk” thrown into the mix several times. Looks a bit…academic!

Maybe she’s just throwing shade at Beyonce‘s “Schoolin’ Life.” Or perhaps she’s going to bust out a pair of thick-rimmed Lisa Loeb glasses and start speak-singing poetry for the entire record (“And have miles to go before I sleep…BOOM CUNT!!!). OR MAYBE SHE WANTS TO PLAY TEACHER AND SPANK US ALL WITH A RULER!!!

Who knows? It’s Rihanna, ho…therefore it is objectively amazing.

WORDS, THEY CUT LIKE A KNIFE, CUT INTO MY LIFE…

LOUD was released in November of 2010. (iTunes)