PEOPLE OF THE WORLD: SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SPICE UP YOUR LIFE.
Looking to add a little spice to your life this Olympics season? What? No, I’ve seen all the Tom Daley GIFs. I know. No, I know. Amazing. I mean SPICE. WHAT? YES!
After weeks of speculation and poorly concealed rumors, it appears that the Spice Girls are all systems go to close out the Olympic Ceremonies in London on August 12. Earlier this morning, UK Sunday Mirror columnist Dean Piper tweeted the following:
So the Spice Girls are all together rehearsing for the Olympics RIGHT NOW in London. #itsonbitches Pretty bloody exciting! #spicegirls I’d like a Spice medley!!! No idea what they’re singing….
And just to add some glitter-laced fuel to the fire, Queen Posh Spice–née Victoria Beckham-tweeted a rather titillating photo of a sparkly, Return Of The Spice Girls Tour-esque microphone, noting “Look what I found!! X vb.”
The question now: What will they perform? “Wannabe” and “Spice Up Your Life,” surely–BUT WHAT ABOUT “MAMA”?
Only one thing’s certain…