Kylie Minogue

STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND TAKE YOUR SKIRT DOWN.

Grab every feather, glitter and sequin you’ve got stuffed away inside your closet: It’s officially Queen Kylie Minogue‘s birthday. But the international holiday just became even better — to the tune of a brand new Kylie tune, to be exact!

Moments ago, Chris Lake dropped a new Kylie production at Pacha Ibiza called “Skirt,” which was crafted by Nom De Strip and co-penned alongside The-Dream. And now, it’s available online! 

THESE ARE THE GIFTS OF AN IMPOSSIBLE PRINCESS.

The Mighty Aphrodite is seriously getting her nymph on in the sizzling new electro banga, heading back home, climbing up the stairs, closing the door and…dropping her skirt down. You hear that, Andres Velencoso?

“Tonight, be my supernova, take whatever you want/Tonight, let me bask in you like rays of the sun/Tonight I’m yours!” Kylie yelps. It’s sex. It’s fire. It’s sexy fire. That moaning bridge alone!

Uh…

UH…

UH…

UH!

OWWWW!

“Skirt” is one flirty bout of ecstasy that blends the edgy electro-grit of X with the sexual sass of Body Language. It goes real hard, and it’s got me wanting to go down…

Down…

Down…

DOWN.

Kylie Minogue

I need a fan! (And a skirt, apparently.) Happy birthday, Kylie!