Daily B: ‘Britney Spears – Piece Of Me’ Las Vegas: Everything You Need To Know (So Far)

Good morning America…and hello, world.

Britney‘s Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood is finally being announced today on Good Morning America by the Holy Spearit herself.

Ticketmaster has listed 16 dates for Britney Spears – Piece Of Me so far, beginning on December 27 through February 22.

Four major VIP fan packages have been announced — which include everything from a meet & greet photo-op (OH DEAR), to signed T-shirts and limited edition posters, to bottle service and VIP seating. (UPDATE: The M&G Package is $1500, and the fan package is $500.)

According to Ticketmaster, the presale begins today at 5 AM PDT/8 AM EST, with seat prices ranging from $66.50 to $194.

Onsale to General Public
Start: Fri, 09/20/13 10:00 AM PDT

American Express
Start: Tue, 09/17/13 05:00 AM PDT
End: Thu, 09/19/13 10:00 PM PDT

VIP Package Presale
Start: Tue, 09/17/13 05:00 AM PDT
End: Thu, 09/19/13 10:00 PM PDT

Total Rewards Presale
Start: Thu, 09/19/13 10:00 AM PDT
End: Thu, 09/19/13 10:00 PM PDT

VIP Packages
Start: Fri, 09/20/13 10:00 AM PDT
End: Fri, 12/13/13 10:00 PM PST

REAR ORCHESTRA
US $59.00 – US $179.00
US $59.00 Ticket + US $7.50 Fees =
US $66.50
US $179.00 Ticket + US $15.00 Fees =
US $194.00

FRONT ORCHESTRA
US $129.00 – US $179.00
US $129.00 Ticket + US $15.00 Fees =
US $144.00
US $179.00 Ticket + US $15.00 Fees =
US $194.00

GOLD CIRCLE GA RIGHT STANDING ONLY
US $179.00
US $179.00 Ticket + US $15.00 Fees =
US $194.00

GOLD CIRCLE GA LEFT STANDING ONLY
US $179.00
US $179.00 Ticket + US $15.00 Fees =
US $194.00

UPDATE: There are 1,300 people standing in the middle of the desert wearing Britney – Piece Of Me T-shirts, expected to make the big reveal at 8 AM EST. There is apparently no stage.

Britney — or rather, President Spears — is heading to Good Morning America right now on a helicopter.

HEAD TO BRITNEYSPEARS.COM TO WATCH A LIVE STREAM.

FINAL UPDATE: Britney walked out of the Jeep wearing giant sunglasses, announced the Album 8 premiere date (December 3), agreed that she liked “the ‘Perfume’ song” on the album and swiftly walked back into the car.

$100,000 well spent, ladies and gentlemen.