Britney Performing The Monologue From “Thriller” Is The Most Important Thing You’ll See This Halloween
It’s (nearly) All Hallows’ Eve, bitch.
If you’ve been following along with the life and times of the Legendary Miss Britney Spears lately, you’ll remember that the Britney Jean beauty shot a particularly spooky looking promo with BBC Radio 1 host Nick Grimshaw while doing #WORKBXXCH promo in London Town a few weeks ago.
And now, the terrifying fruits of the “Gimme More” Ghoul’s labors have just surfaced. But, alas — it’s not Britney (bitch) — but rather Veronica The Witch from For The Record!
Watch above as Witchney inspires pure fear with her sinister Spearitual acting skills and iconic Britishney vocals as she recites Vincent Price’s monologue from Michael Jackson‘s “Thriller” — all whilst swinging bloody axes, ordering pizza and riding a broom like it’s the late Neighdar Horse.
I’m talking seriously scary — like being told “Perfume” will have an animated music video, or that Pottery Barn just discontinued its Christmas-scented potpourri, or that each copy of Britney Jean also comes with a free copy of Lotus.
This is obviously the single most important thing that has ever happened this year, but the question is — can you handle mine? (REFERENCE). No, the actual question is: Does this mean that we can finally make the Femme Fatale Japanese deluxe edition bonus track “Scary” the Halloween single that it so desperately needs to be this year?
Good luck sleeping tonight — or ever again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.