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Part-time Las Vegas resident and full-time Living Legend Britney Spears just went through the final rehearsal for her Piece Of Me residency (or Live In Las Vegasney: The Bitch Is Back) at Planet Hollywood.

Tonight was the “Friends & Family” open dress rehearsal, which means bitches smuggled in their phones. And now, we’ve been blessed with the (tentative) official set list, plus loads of videos and photos from the show.

Fair Warning: Vegasney spoilers ahead.

Here is “Work Bitch”:

Here is more “Work B–SHE’S DANCING, SHE’S DANCING, SHE’S DANCING:

Here is “Womanizer” into “3.” “Right now I want you to do me a favor and help me count to 3! 1…2…3!

Here is “Everytime” (months of vocal training):

Here is an unbelievably fierce “…Baby One More Time,” with a brown wig that none of us are worthy of experiencing:

Here is a photo of “Me Against The Music,” giving us 2003 realness:

And here is a medley of amazing songs into one video (AKA, not actually as one medley in the show), including “Womanizer,” “3,” “…Baby One More Time,” “Oops” and “Gimme More” (!!!):

More Medleyney:

“Boys” (BUT THIS ELECTRO REMIX THO):

Here is a flawless photo of the “Circus” section:

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OMG at Me Against The Musicney again:

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Here is the new “Crazy” remix, which needs to be snatched by a team of skilled Brazilian hacker stans immediately:

OMFG “CRAZY”:

Here is “Till The World Ends,” The Finale:

Queen.

And now, the first review and set list from our Brightest Morning Star of the evening who reported to us from the trenches, Miss @its_jules_bitch:

“That’s a wrap…awesome show!!!!From what I could tell the vocals were pre recorded and album vocals including the ballads Original slave and me against the music choreo…high energy…circus tour level dancing and better IMO. Gimme more choreo looked similar to vma on some parts from what I remember! Not all the parts but some incorporated slave and matm.”

Work Bitch
Womanizer
3
Everytime
…Baby One More Time
Oops!…I Did It Again
Me Against The Music
Gimme More
Break The Ice
Piece Of Me
Scream & Shout (Interlude?)
Boys (Co-Ed Remix)
Perfume
Get Naked (Interlude)
I’m A Slave 4 U
Freakshow
Do Somethin’
Magic Show (Interlude)
Circus
I Wanna Go
Lucky
Toxic (with The Tree Leap)
Stronger
Till The World Ends

“Till The World Ends” as the clock strikes midnight in Vegas during my show? Go call the po-lice, go call the gov-ah-nuh — ’cause I’m dead.