STOP YOUR LIFE AND START FIGHTING FOR THIS LOVE.
Here’s some news that’s right up my street: Cheryl Cole is returning to the judges’ table on X Factor UK.
For those who might be confused, X Factor UK is the successful version of the X Factor series, which has blessed us with Leona Lewis, Diana Vickers, Cher Lloyd and teen scream generators, One Direction. (This is in direct opposition to the now cancelled US edition of X Factor, which blessed us with Godney reaction GIFs, Fifth Harmony and quite literally nothing else.)
Here now are various reasons why Cheryl’s return to X Factor is a good thing — nay, THE BEST THING:
10.) AND ESPECIALLY THIS
Here’s to many more Cheryl reaction shots, more #CherylSoloAlbumPromo and performances for the Cheryl Soldiers, more Pretty Cheryl in Pretty Dresses and the faint, faint glimmer of hope that she will reference Girls Aloud at some point. Maybe. Probably not, but at least there’s a shot. (Just ’cause you’re raising the bets…)
The new era is coming…
2014: RETURN OF THE CHEZZA.