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For the second year in a row (which means it’s officially a Spearitual tradition), the legendary Miss Britney Spears has arrived to snatch wigs and golden statues at Elton John and David Furnish‘s 22nd Annual AIDS Foundation Academy Awards party. Why? Because Britney loves cool parties and good cause…because she is an Angelney.

Last year, she turned that shit up (REFERENCE) with the return of Autumn Goodbye Brunetteney — an obvious homage to her Onyx Hotel Tour Chocolate Brown hairstyle.

Tonight, the bitch is back and better than ever with a brand new ‘do: Auburney Spears.

Not only is she serving luscious locks and a hot bodeh that only a true #WORKBXXCH could ever obtain (but also from all of the sex with The Big D), but she’s also flaunting a smile worth an estimated $10 million (REFERENCE).

While scientists continue to scan the scene for any evidence of flaws, leading pyrology experts have weighed in and determined that Hotney Godney is “so fire hot — a 20 out of 10” tonight, reaching the conclusion that the Holy Spearit is “like a firecracker” — in that she “makes it hot.”

More photos from the event to come…

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