MuuTube is back, bitch.

After an extended hiatus due to multiple bouts of exhaustion following the unparalleled success of the Ariana Grande “Break Free” lyric video, I have returned to The YouTube on this day, January 5 (my birthday!) for a comprehensive, urban and personal review of the official Britney Spears hair dryer, part of the Living Legend’s new hair care line available at Lidl.

Watch above. Would you blow it against me?