Nadine Coyle Comeback Watch: She's a Dancing Queen

Put your hands up and your Mist Burgers down (RIP): Queen Nuhdeen is dancing again — and no, we're not talking about Lord of the Dance. We're less than two weeks away now from The Grand Return of Nadine (Miss Coyle, if you're nasty), and every day, the Girls Aloud icon attempts to quench our…


Nadine Coyle Is About to Make Us Go to Work, Bitch

What's new in the life and times of Gahyrls Aloid? Sarah Harding is alternating between wanking off (quite literally) and generally self-destructing in the Celebrity Big Brother house, Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Payne is singing acoustic renditions of "Sexy Den A Mutha" to Bear Payne,…


Whole Lotta History: Girls Aloud's 'Chemistry' Mega Ballad, A Decade Later

I don't want to get into the disbandment of Girls Aloud — the greatest modern girl group of all time, just to be clear — because every time I start to think about that ill-fated day (breaking up via Twitlonger — how COULD YOU?), the walls start to close in. My vision blurs. Then come the tremors,…


The Complete Discography of Girls Aloud Is Finally Available In America

BABY, THIS IS REAL LIFE. After years of waiting (all this time for you), every single Girls Aloud album is now available to purchase on iTunes and stream on Spotify and Apple Music — and presumably all the other ones too. (I haven't checked TIDAL yet. Don't @ me, Madonna.) Yes, even the Christmas…


Sarah Harding, The Final Girls Aloud Member To Go Solo, Finally Went Solo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZAQH0TWvQA With each and every one of Girls Aloud's greatest bangers, there was always a distinct sense that the whole production could spin out into sheer, uncontrollable chaos at any second. "Sexy! No No No..."? "Biology"? "Every Now And Then"? All completely…


Nadine Coyle Says Her Second Solo Album Is Coming This Year

Queen Nuhdeen: Still unsayshuhbull after all these years. Nothing has been the same since the almighty, record breaking UK troupe Girls Aloud called it quits via Twitlonger two years ago. Life grew unbelievably cold. Again. And while almost all the girls have gone on to do their own thing in the…


Girls Aloud Have Officially Called It Quits

We knew it was coming, but it doesn't hurt any less. Following their final performance on the Ten Tour tonight in Liverpool, Girls Aloud called the shots with a short, to-the-point message left on their official Twitter account late this evening. And just like that--after 11 years and a whole…


Something Kinda Muu: 48 Hours in Swinging London Town

This weekend, I went to London for the first time ever — all in the name of Girls Aloud. I don't think I've ever 'properly' explained my Aloud fandom, so it makes sense to do so now. My obsession with the group started around 2005 or so, when I was prowling one of the now defunct Britney forums…


Girls Aloud Perform "Something New" on 'Top Of The Pops' New Year's Eve Special

Well, hello. Welcome to 2013! Did you have a good New Year's Eve celebration? What do you mean, when? It was last night, you mess. Do you really not remember it at all? No? That's fine. Me either. Just remember to delete those photos on your phone. Now, tell me: What's a better, more appropriate…


Girls Aloud Perform "Love Machine" on The Graham Norton Show

Last night on The Graham Norton Show, the Almighty Aloud--or as Norton rightly referred to them using their proper title, "the best-selling British girl group of the century"--performed their classic single, "Love Machine." It was, as we in the industry like to say, quite literally everything.


Girls Aloud: "Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me" (Video Premiere)

"Beautiful 'Cause You Love Me" is, arguably, the worst song that Girls Aloud has ever recorded. Well, maybe not ever. Yes. It is. Girls Aloud doesn't make bad music. This is just so not Aloud--it's mind-bogglingly mediocre! It's clearly just a Messy Little Raindrops castoff that Chezza decided to…


Girls Aloud Perform "The Promise" For Their Number One Stan: The Queen of England

Yesterday, Girls Aloud delivered a performance so good, it rendered Kate Middleton pregnant. In the latest move of their glorious 2012 comeback, the Almighty Aloud performed "The Promise" at the annual Royal Variety show last night in front of the royal family. And, in the usual fashion, the…