Ke$ha: Animal (Album Review)

"When I woke up, I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I fucked up... story of my life." Nicole "Snookums" Polizzi, Jersey Shore Congratulations...it's 2010! Who's ready to drink? That's the lasting, ever-present theme of Animal, the long-awaited debut album from Ke$ha. (That's…


Coming to Record Stores Near You: MuuMuse's Most Anticipated for 2010.

Photo courtesy of Suck.com. Year-end wrap up lists are nice and all, but it's the "Most Anticipated" lists that are way more fun for me to read. The rumors! The possibilities! The inability to foresee a terrible album in the making! Who can resist the sweet, succulent taste of possibility? Of…


MuuMuse Presents: The Top 20 Singles of 2009.

Well, the year is just about over now, which means that those "Best Of 2009" lists just won't let up anytime soon. Two weeks ago saw my "Top 40 Albums of 2009" list. Now, it's time to get down to the finest singles of the year. LET'S DO THIS. All chart and sales figures provided by Wikipedia. 20.…


Introduucing...Orianthi!

This one's a bit unexpected, but hey...musical diversity, right? Also, I think I love her name. It seems a bit late to be "introducing" Orianthi, the 24-year-old guitarist from Adelaide, Australia. Seeing as she's already shared the stage with Santana, Carrie Underwood, and Steve Vai (not to…


Daily B: Britney Announces New Single Out Next Week, Singles Collection Later This Year

I can't even handle this, so here's the press release straight from Britney's official website: In celebration of the 10th anniversary of her debut on the music scene, Jive Records is releasing Britney Spears The Singles Collection on November 24. To launch the special package a brand new single…


Is Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" the Greatest Song of All Time?

Much a fuss has been made about tween superstar Miley Cyrus' latest single, "Party in the USA," which joins the ranks of other Cyrus classics as "Fly on the Wall," "7 Things," and even "See You Again." Let us now explore whether or not this new song is or isn't the greatest piece of recorded…


Daily B: New Album In The Works? Really?!

According to a usually reliable source on the PopJustice forums, Britney's management have posted a track submission request on an industry website for a seventh studio album slated for Spring 2010 (?!). As we know, Brit's already been spending time in the studio with Max Martin ("...Baby One More…


Kesha Just Threw Up In My Closet...And I'm Loving It.

As you know, we here at MuuMuse appreciate all types of music: Throw us any genre, any styling, and chances are there's at least something nice to say about a song. But perhaps nothing is more beloved 'round these parts as the incomparable genre hereby dubbed as trash musique: Khia, Tila Tequila,…


Daily B: Something New Is Brewing...

I don't know what, and I don't know why, but something new and musical is heading our way from Britney. First came a report from GimmeBritney.com, which claimed that the singer was releasing a completely unnecessary Greatest Hits collection later on this year along with six new songs. While it was…


Daily B: One More Time, Baby?

The Pop Deities must be smiling upon us this evening as not one, but two exciting new developments are underway in the world of Spears. Firstly, Britney.com has uploaded a new poll asking readers to choose which single they'd want to see if B was to release a NEXT SINGLE. What does this mean? (A)…


Britney Spears: Circus (Album Review)

Don’t worry Muusers: I have, in fact, survived the Circus of Britney Spears. Sure, there’s been some scrapes and claw marks along the way. I’ve been manhandled by a duo of evil clowns, nearly fed to the lions and tigers, and somewhere along the way, I distinctly recall being forced to slap a…


Daily B: Point of Genius

Before we get on any further with the Circus festivities, I thought I'd enlighten my Muusers with a bit of truth: According to a reliable poster on the PopJustice! Forums, track six, "If U Seek Amy", is the Max Martin track. And as for the strange meaning? Say it three times fast. F U C K Me. Best…