Nicole Scherzinger, "Your Love": The Good, The Bad And The Roo-Doo-Doo-Da-Doo

Many moons ago, there was a girl group by the name of The Pussycat Dolls. The ladies reigned across the land, loosening up our buttons, making all our girlfriends jealous, and lifting their legs so very high above their heads — and of course, opening for Godney's holy Circus Tour. But then, one…


Godney, Moses and Pharaoh Scherzy Baby: The Story of Passover (Sort Of)

Many years ago, a pop-loving man named Joseph moved with his family to a land far, far away called Club Banger Nation, ruled by a mighty king named Scherzy Baby. As the years went on, the pop lovers grew more numerous, fruitfully multiplying and stanning for flops, lessors and legends alike: The…


Hey Sluts, Nicole Scherzinger Is Jealous Of You

Eternally humble chanteuse, child terrorist and "Puakenikeni" enthusiast Nicole Scherzinger has something to say to all you sluts out there: She's jealous of you! Scherzy Baby, whose latest single "Boomerang" was just released in the UK (the accompanying video doubles as a terrifying Japanese…


Nicole Scherzinger's "Boomerang": Meditation on Persistence Or Japanese Ghost Story?

Koji Suzuki's Birthday is a collection of short stories based on the popular Japanese horror series, Ringu. One of the stories, "Happy Birthday," centers around a fictional plane of virtual existence called The Loop, formed by a group of supercomputers that have been programmed to mirror the…


Boomerangs and Broken Dreams: The Return of Nicole Scherzinger

She emerges from the steamy bathroom in her London flat, a hot pink towel tautly wrapped around her head. Completely nude, she basks in the sweet scent of 'Honey, I'm Strong' Herbal Essences shampoo that now fills the room. The scent reminded her of simpler days back home in Kentucky: Of running…


Ester Dean Steps Out With "Gimmie Money (feat. Nicki Minaj)"

Ester Dean's dropping it low on her own once again--and this time, she's coming full force. As we knew already, the Oklahoma-born singer-songwriter, responsible for literally millions of hit songs for artists like Katy Perry ("Firework), Nicki Minaj ("Super Bass) and most of all, Rihanna ("Rude…


Nicole Scherzinger Was Booted From X Factor, Here Are 5 Better Candidates for A New Judge

SHOCKING NEWS. In what will surely rock the world of exactly one housewife in Minnesota and literally nobody else, Nicole Scherzinger was unexpectedly ousted from her position as judge on US X Factor this evening. From E! Online: "She wants to focus on her music career," a source said. "She's…


MuuMuse Presents: The Top 50 Singles of 2011

Two weeks ago, I presented my Top 25 Albums of 2011. Now...it's time for the Top 50 Singles of 2011! If the album list was tough, this was one step short of impossible, Shontelle style. Between rock-solid offerings from my favorite pop princesses, to stunning debut tracks from some of MuuMuse's…


Jessica Sutta Roars to Top of Billboard Dance Charts with "Show Me"

Okay, so I don't know why it's taken me so long to write about "Show Me," the latest single from ex-Pussycat Dolls sensation Jessica Sutta, but I deeply regret each day that has passed without proper acknowledgement. Seriously. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. But...better late than never, right? Penned and…


Get Into The Mix: An Interview with Dave Audé (And Sisely Treasure!)

Dave Audé is a name synonymous with all things dance. From Coldplay to Britney Spears, Madonna to U2, Rihanna to George Michael--Audé has written, remixed and produced with the best of 'em over the past 20 years, resulting in a formidable discography of literally hundreds of remixes and original…


Nicole Scherzinger Premieres Lead Single from 'Killer Love' Re-Release: "Try With Me"

Nicole Scherzinger is putting in work. Our beloved PCD-lead-turned-emotionally-unstable-judger-of-talent has been working her buns off on the judge's panel on X Factor USA. But when she's not busy getting all emotional while guiding lesser beings toward their path to superstardom, she's preparing…


Nicole Scherzinger Shoots Video for Brand New Single, "Try With Me"

Nicole Scherzipuakenikeninger has just shot a video--and this time, it's for a brand new song! The newly recorded track was penned by the Nervo Twins (who MuuMuse interviewed this summer), the Aussie duo responsible for such global smashes as the Rowland/Guetta banger "When Love Takes Over" and…