Britney Spears Accepts Award for Inventing Homosexuality
The Legendary Miss Britney Spears has been honored by the LGBTQ community for her twenty year-long career dedicated to advancing the Gay Agenda™. The "(I Got That) Boom Boom" Living Legend and tireless LGBTQ Warrior hit the red carpet as a shimmering, (drop dead) beautiful goddess - clearly a nod…
Ricky Martin And Simon Cowell Are Searching For The Latino One Direction, Basically
¿Cómo se dice One Direction en Español? Endlessly charming, impossibly dashing definition of "papi" Ricky Martin is teaming up with Simon Cowell for a talent show competition on Univision — and it sounds like it's genuinely going to be a massive production. The "Adios" crooner, when not promoting…
Speaking of Guilty Pleasures: A Very Thorough X Factor Performance Night Review (October 23)
Get your tits out, everyone--it's time for another round-up of the X Factor performances! This week's theme was "Guilty Pleasures," which is basically a completely subjective, completely bullshit category that resulted in the judges inevitably squabbling over what defines a guilty pleasure and why…