Congratulations to Nicole Ritchie, who birthed a bouncing baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. A mouthful, indeed. Totally in right now. Though, Winter Hawlow Madden would have been ten times the hotter name, no? I blame the post-pushing fatigue.

Christina, you’re effing up. BIRTH FASTER. Don’t make this inconvenient for the press, now.

Picture Source: People Magazine

And you, what do you think?