A Very Complicated and Unnecessary Graph for Understanding the Probable Musical Output of Cheryl Cole’s New Single

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It’s now official: We’re just three days away from hearing the debut single from Cheryl Cole‘s solo career, “Fight For This Love.”

…I’ll now allow time for the onslaught of “OMGZ!1!! THAT SONG IS KLEERLY ABOOT ASHLEY COLE!!” comments to commence.

Thank you.

In celebration of this impending perfection and/or trainwreck (and in idling my time before the radio premiere), I’ve put together an incredibly skewed, incorrect, and somewhat unreadable chart to better understand what might be going on with the Chezza release.

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As you can tell, we here at MuuMuse HeadQuarters are putting our money on the “moderate-to-highly popular, fairly by-the-numbers pop track” guesstimation with all things considered. Then again, BBC Radio 1 host Chris Moyles did tweet that the song was “not as pop as I’d expected.”

Time will soon tell.

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