INSERT DAMNING CHOIR CHANTS HERE.

Check out the first promo commercial for the ridiculously hyped, massively anticipated premiere of US X Factor.

It includes Simon! And Paula! And L.A. Reid! And Scherzy Baby! A brief flash of The Almighty Lloyd! Anyone can audition! $5 million prize! It’s all over the news! Greatest singing competition ever!

But most importantly of all:

CHEZZA!!!

GLAMOROUS GODDESS OF PERFECTION AND SPLENDOR.

Plus, they even show little snippets of her music videos! EEEE!!!!!!!!