STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE:
A FLAWLESS ICONIC BEAUTY APPEARS.

The photos from Cheryl Cole‘s 2012 calendar have just surfaced, and um…I AM SCREAMING ALOUD.

Seriously stop, Cheryl Cole: Stop with your stupid flawless face and your stupid flawless body and your stupid flawless posing skills. You’re disgustingly fierce, and you’re making me feel weird things inside that I haven’t felt since the last time I saw that trailer for Taylor Lautner‘s new movie Abduction which subsequently led into a sleepless 47-hour binge of Googling “Taylor Lautner shirtless” and then–WAIT. WHERE AM I. WHAT? WHO? Oh.

No, but seriously: She is truly one of the most gorgeous glamazons on the planet. I’m positively swooning!

Click here to see previews of the full set, courtesy of Cheryl Online.

Q: COULD YA FAVES?

A: NEVER.