SIT THE SMURF DOWN AND SHUT THE SMURF UP.
Back in January, The Living Legend, Sensual Seductress and Enchanting Mistress Miss Britney Spears tweeted about recording a song “for her boys,” sending the entire Church of Godney in a tizzy.
(Presumably, she meant Sean Preston and Jayden James, and not her gay boys.)
Today, B-Girl took to Twitter to provide a follow-up to that thought: She’s smurfed a smurf for the soundtrack of Smurfs 2, called “Ooh La La.”
And so The Holy Spearit smurfed:
Remember that surprise song I recorded for my boys? It's coming soon! #OohLaLa for #TheSmurfs2 :) Stay tuned for more…
— Britney Spears 🌹🚀 (@britneyspears) April 17, 2013
But what will it sound like? A sequel to “Ooh Ooh Baby”? A continuation of “Mmm Papi”? Ooh lovey, ooh lovey…ooh Papa Smurf, oww!
But really, it sounds like it’s going to be a banger—it’s a Dr. Luke, Cirkut & Ammo production, co-penned by Bonnie McKee! From the PR:
“Ooh La La,” which will play at the end credits of the film, was written by Lukasz Gottwald (Dr. Luke), Joshua Coleman (Ammo), Henry Walter (Cirkut), Bonnie McKee, Jacob Kasher Hindlin (J Kash), Lola Blanc and Fransisca Hall and produced by Dr. Luke, Ammo and Cirkut for Prescription Songs.
Upon hearing the news, Adele is reportedly back in the studio working on “a devastating power ballad” for the upcoming sequel to Finding Nemo, while Legendtina is rumored to be recording “an anthem for the haters” for 2014’s Legend of the Guardians 2: The Birds of Prey.
Godney’s about to snatch every Smurf hat in the building. Academy Award for Best Original Song? Coming right up! I got yo EGOT. OOH LA LA, MOTHERSMURFERS.
IT’S SMURFNEY, BITCH.