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STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND SANASA.*

The return of Paris Hilton, Global Pop Princess, is nearly upon us.

We’ve waited many moons, participated in countless hunger strikes and staged several peaceful protests inside various Paris Hilton Handbag & Accessories locations in Qatar and Abu Dhabi. We’ve also endured great hardship along the way — scrapped singles and delayed promises galore — but now, it’s finally, actually happening (according to Paris on Twitter, anyway).

The newly crowned Cash Money Queen surprised her fans (Hiltoholics?) with official release date for her upcoming single “Good Time” on Twitter this evening — which features Lil Wayne.

OCTOBER 1: THE HEIRESS OF POP RETURNS.

As we already know, Afrojack teased a track called “Good Time” way, way back in September of 2011. Are you ready to turn it on, turn it out and give ’em something to write about once again?

Between The Britney Countdown and this, I’m going to find some industrial-size bubble wrap, wrap myself into a cocoon and lay in bed for weeks so that I don’t die before then.

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*It’s a Simple Life reference. Duh.

“Good Time (feat. Lil Wayne)” will be released on October 1. (iTunes)