Surprise, bitch: Two MuuTubes in one day! It’s like Christmas — only more Jewish.

First, it’s all about My Everything pop princess, Ariana Grande.

Here’s a fun fact: Ariana Grande may sing like a seasoned diva, but she enunciates like her mouth is stuffed with giant marshmallows.

Ari’s latest single, “Break Free (feat. Zedd),” is objectively a smash — even if we don’t know what the fuck she’s saying.

Luckily, I’ve gone ahead and provided my very own lyric video for your viewing pleasure.

Sure, there’s already an official lyric video to go around, but this one is a bit more…accurate.

Then, it’s time to talk Sia! Who?

Learn more about the “Chandelier”-swinging 1000 Forms Of Fear diva with the help of MuuMuse’s intern, Dale.

Watch both episodes above. Like, comment and subscribe or whatever!