In a matter of weeks, newly emancipated hot momma and full-time Las Vegas #WORKBXXCH Miss Britney Spears has #blessed our Instagram feeds with what has quickly become an iconic collection of mini-films — from future Cannes 2015 submission “Afternoon Stroll With The Boys”, to a spot-on impression as Woody Woodpeckerney, to self-empowerment speech-turned-club smash, “Bored (Just Do It).”
Now, Godney has delivered unto us yet another iconic production: Scooterney Takes A Ride, in which the Holy Spearit ducks the drama and rides into the sunset on a scooter, Dumb And Dumber style…which just happens to doubles as the perfect reaction to quite literally everything.
“B! What’s your favorite song on Britney Jean?”
“Do you have a moment to talk to us about water conservation?”
“Have you bought Lotus on iTunes?”
“Can you leak the Original Doll demos?”
“OMG Is Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like?”
“Can I borrow $20?”
“Do u got a bae or nah?”
“Sup, R U #masc?”
“Brit, I heard that he was saying he’s still in love with you. And Brit, I heard he said he could stay if he wanted to. And Brit, I heard every man out here is wanting you now. Brit, I heard, I heard….what you going to do?”
As always, we remain deeply unworthy.