“You don’t like me, I don’t like you, It don’t matter/Only difference, you still listen, I don’t have to” – Psalms Of Circus, Book Of Godney


It’s hard to believe, but there are in fact non-believers who do not regularly bow down to The Holy Spearit in this world.

To prove this, living legend, exceptional earner and future Giorgio Moroder-collaborating Queen Of Disconey Miss Britney Spears has decided to take on a hater directly in a segment for Jimmy Kimmel Live called “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets.” (It’s been going on forever, and it’s always pure gold.)

Watch above as Brit Brit adorably reads the vile hate-speech aloud: “I feel like Britney Spears is stalking me the radio. Quit forcing your suckage on me you tired hag!” That laugh! The tweet comes from a Godney-less basic bitch named @trickyfoxski, who has already protected her tweets and will likely be banished from the country within days. (Also, the tweet is from 2011, which is apparently the last time anyone had anything bad to say about B.)

Then again, @trickyfoxski might be onto something with that “hag” comment. After all…