Over the past two decades, “Let Your Head Go” chanteuse Victoria Beckham has successfully transitioned from being one-fifth of The Spice Girls to short-lived solo pop starlet to reality show darling to Legitimate Fashion Designer. (That being said, friendship never ends: Once a Spice, forever a Spice.)

She is also hilarious. Comedy gold, if you will.

Victoria recently took part in Vogue‘s 73 Questions video series while perusing her shop in London, resulting in what is a 6-minute stretch of the most quotable, cheeky and undeniably fierce dry humo(u)r you’ll hear coming out of any other drop dead gorgeous pop superstar-turned-respected fashion designer’s mouth today.

Why don’t you smile?

“I’m smiling on the inside. I feel I have a responsibility to the fashion community.”

What’s one vice you wish you would give up?

“I don’t have a vice.”

If you could star in one movie, what would it be?

“I starred in Spice World: The Movie and I’m still waiting for my Outstanding Achievement Award.”

What’s your favorite spice?

“…Posh.”

Viva forever.

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