“Fuckin’ Assholes”: Outburstney Blesses The Lessers In The Crowd At ‘Piece Of Me’

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is known for jumping over drama and landing on her feet.

But every now and then, things get a little #chaotic in concert, leading to what is considered one of the most wonderful Spearitual happenings of all: Outburstney.

Where were you when Britney declared Britmas in the middle of March at The Circus Tour?

Or when her pussy was hanging out?

Were you smoking weed in Vancouver, causing B to deliver an impromptu anti-drug speech and the iconic command to “rock out with your cocks out“?

And, if you’re a real diehard Brit stan from the earliest of days, perhaps you’ll remember the still legendary…

“I thought they were gonna fuckin’ vamp!”

Well. Last night at Piece Of Me in Las Vegas, B-Girl had another moment of Outburstney.

While the origin of her distress is still unknown — some fans swear that she was called a “fat bitch” by a heckler, while others theorize she wasn’t getting the amount of applause she wanted — this much is certain: She called someone (or everyone) in the crowd “fuckin’ assholes.”

If she was shading the crowd, they undoubtedly deserved it.

If she was secretly revealing the name of her upcoming artsy-fartsy ninth studio record (it’s a term of endearment, y’all!), we’re entirely unworthy.

Either way, this is solid, undeniable proof that Britney sings 100% live all of the time, always and forever. Bye, haters and assholes!

Just to recap, a short list of things that Britney hates:

1.) Waiting

2.) Assholes

Oh, and on a more music-related note: Giorgio Moroder finally unveiled the tracklisting for his upcoming album Déjà Vu out on June 12, revealing that Britney did indeed cover Suzanne Vega‘s “Tom’s Diner.”

Duh-duh-duh-da, duh-duh-duh-da… Get ready for some #LeftLaneney, y’all.