Iamamiwhoami: Is the 'Dirrty' Girl Truly the One Under All that Mud?

I know, I know...I'm a mess, and you probably stopped caring about three posts ago. Whatever. I'm still on the prowl for answers! In light of more than a few coincidences regarding the viral videos that have been e-mailed to me over the past few weeks, I am now back to believing that this may in…


January 24: Performances that Happened This Weekend

From the NRJ Awards in France on January 23, a performance of "Russian Roulette" from the impossibly chic Rihanna. The singer would later go on to win the International Female Artist of the Year that night. Congratulations, Riri! On Friday night, Madonna performed "Like a Prayer" for the Hope for…


Iamamiwhoami: Case (Maybe) Closed...is it Goldfrapp?

A-HA! It looks like this case is all but closed. Thanks to the super sleuths at ONTD, it's just about 100% confirmed that the viral videos are coming from none other than Goldfrapp. Why? The account's user photo is titled "dreaming.jpg." The background is titled "i_wanna_life.jpg." From…


Iamamiwhoami: The Viral Campaign Continues

My mysterious friend now has a Twitter account, and the above image is their default picture. Aside from sending links to the two viral videos to various celebrities and blogs, the mystery Tweeter has been writing things like "SHE IS COMING. SPREAD THE WORD," "Will you follow or flee? Spread the…


Coming to Record Stores Near You: MuuMuse's Most Anticipated for 2010...Part Two.

One just wasn't enough. A little while after posting my initial "Most Anticipated" list for 2010 (read: approximately three seconds), I realized that I had left out far too many important upcoming releases that merit an equal amount of attention. Let's keep it going with another installment then!…


Kaya Jones: Hollywood Doll (Video Premiere)

Ever wonder what Stripped-era Christina Aguilera would look like in 2009 if the syphilis didn't catch up with her first? Enter Kaya Jones, ex-member of the original Pussycat Dolls lineup from '03 to '04. It's been five long years sinceshe left the group for one reason or another, but judging by…


Alright, So Maybe "Keeps Getting Better" Wasn't Just An Ironic Single Title After All.

It seems Christina Aguilera may be releasing the greatest album on the planet if the growing producer's list is to be believed. To hear more from Christina Aguilera, click below.


Excuse Me Sir, But I Believe Your Disco Stick Is Showing.

God, this woman's just churning these puppies out, now isn't she? Yes Muusers...For better or (quite possibly) for worse, it's time again for some Gaga. And now, a rundown of moments and counts. "BRITNEY DID IT" moment: 0:07."MADONNA DID IT" moment: 2:03."JANET DID IT" moment: 3:25."DID GAGA JUST…


Gaga: All I Can Say Is....

UGH EUGHHHHHHH. Sorry, that's the noise that just came out. It's...the video for Lady Gaga's "Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)". It seems that if you took Christina Aguilera's "Can't Hold Us Down" video, vacuumed out the filth and STD's, plumped it full of softener effects, and then peed on it just…


Original Bitch

Which is better? The original... Or this? I'll reserve my judgment. ...No I won't. The drag show is vastly superior.


My Moon, My Man

Here we go again: The 25th Video Music Awards, the annual celebration of self-indulgence that only continues to lower our expectations with each coming year. This year, we were treated to host Russell Brand, a lesser known English trash-talking personality. Kicking off with what was surely the most…


Christina: Super Bitch

Christina Aguilera's new song, "Keeps Getting Better." I wonder how Rachel Stevens feels about all this.