Top 10 Songs of 2018

The Top 60 Songs of 2018

The year is almost over, and I still loathe lists. In fact, I sat down to do this about seven times and simply couldn't do it. So...I won't. And you can't make me! Instead, I'm choosing to take you through a very cool, urban and interesting journey through my favorite songs of the year in no real…


MuuMuse Top 10 2018

The Top 10 Albums of 2018

Merry Listmas, Merry Britmas and a Happy Hanukkah to you and yours. The year is (mostly) over. Pop music is (mostly) dead. And now, I present to you: the MuuMuse Top 10 of 2018. As a reminder, these are the records that stuck with me throughout the year - for various reasons. I don't care who…


The Rita Ora Album, Ashley Tisdale's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance & The Return of Aliana Lohan

...It's been a while. (REFERENCE.) I hope everyone had a lovely and peaceful, turkey-or-alternate-protein-source-filled Thanksgiving break, primarily spent binging It's Britney, Bitch!, the new podcast for stans, by stans, celebrating 20 years of the Living Legend, Miss Britney Jean Spears,…


Mariah Carey Glitter

The America With 'Glitter' on Top of the Charts Is the America I Believe In

A great, gay, glittery miracle has happened. In mere hours (November 16, to be exact), the Imperfect Angel, the Elusive Chanteuse, the Queen of Festivity, Christmas and QVC herself, Mariah Carey, will return to us with her fifteenth studio album, Caution. We will all be streaming, downloading and…


Mariah Carey GTFO Video

'GTFO': Mariah Carey's Festive Fuck-Off Moment of Moody Whatever

Look, I'll be honest, not that I was ever an entirely objective music journalist to begin with: I'm not going to not stan whatever Mariah Carey supplies. It's Mariah Carey. She wrote "My All." That said, "GTFO" is not a bad-but-I'm-pretending-it's-good song. I genuinely do really love it, even if…


MuuMuse Reasons To Live 2018

Pop Goes The Future: The Many Reasons to Live for 2018

2017 might have been a tough one for many of us, but just as a wise woman once said after filming Evita: nothing takes the past away like the future. And so, as opposed to adding to the noise of the endless lists recapping the best parts of the past twelve months or dwelling on the…


#SWLTOM lana del rey satica loreen

#StillWorthListeningToOnMonday: Satica, Mariah Carey, Loreen, Lana Del Rey + More

There's more new music being thrown in our faces than ever in this streaming, no-one's-paying-for-music culture. And that's great in theory. But how do you know what's really good, as opposed to the just okay? Welcome to a brand new recurring hashtag Friday franchise:…


Mariah Carey Phone Match.com

Mariah Carey Looks For Her "Infinity" On Match.com, Like All Of Us

Pop queens: They're just like us! They live like us. They laugh like us. They message and swipe right and woof and slide into DMs for hot NSA #masc4same fun on the apps like us. We already know Madonna spends the nights hashtagging and hunting for anon twink ass on Grindr. Hilary Duff is…


The "Lost" Mariah Carey Interview, An Essential For Pop Nerds And Lambily Alike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4tHYxYRPws   Mariah Carey is, as we best know her today, a fabulously over-the-top, Frito pie loving Elusive Chanteuse equipped with her own lighting crew and, assuming my grassroots campaign for the category of Shade Throw to be added in time for the Rio…


"Infinity": Mariah Carey's New Single Is Basically A Mariah Carey Shade GIF In Song Form

The good news is that a little under one year, one reshuffled management team, one new label deal and one upcoming Vegas residency later, Mariah Carey is keeping it hashtag very on brand with her brand new single, "Infinity," a biting moment of retro middle finger whatever. The bad? Nick Cannon…


Mariah Carey Keeps It Cute With The "Infinity" Single Cover

Let's get one thing straight (well, pretty gay actually): If you're the type of person who thinks it is (A) abhorrent, (B) shocking or (C) brand new information that Mariah Carey's #1 To Infinity album art is Photostopped to oil painting proportions, you're just not my kind of people. This is what…


Yas, Bitch, Yas: Mariah Carey Unveils '#1 To Infinity' Greatest Hits Album

Well, Friday's retro moment of countdown whatever didn't exactly lead to the release of Mariah Carey's new single (rumored to be titled "Infinity") as hoped, but it did provide for a rather festive Sunday moment, dahhling. The Me. I Am Mariah...The Elusive Chanteuse diva has unveiled the glamorous,…