Introduucing...The Dolly Rockers!

Thanks to Muuser Jordan, I have officially hopped on board the Dolly Rockers train. You'll have to forgive me for not falling in line sooner--I figured they were some sort of Dolly Parton revivalist committee. They're not. Instead, these girls are the sluttier, drunker version of Girls Aloud if…


Girls Alotta

I know, I know...Girls Overboard lately. I can't help it. First of all, The Aloud kicked off their Out Of Control Tour last night in Manchester. Below is the opening of the show. I must admit, it does not seem to top the splendor that was the opening to the Tangled Up Tour. (What could, really?)…


Girls Alone

With the recent news of Cheryl Cole's plan to record a solo album following the closure of the Aloud's Out Of Control Tour, I thought I'd put together my thoughts regarding the possibility for each Aloud's individual successes if they were ever to go solo. (Let's face it, we have to do something to…