There's Only One Bitch: Britney's 'Mood Ring' Gets Remixed for the LGBTQ Community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_6Xo8cqxk ...It's been a while. The last time the Legendary Miss Britney Spears officially released new music was in 2016 with an album called Glory. Four years and a little bit of, um...#SomethingMorePersonal drama (to say the absolute least), a scrapped Las…
Robyn's Demo of Britney's 'Piece of Me' Surfaces Over a Decade Later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB-GktiMtZ4 Fun year to be a Britney Spears fan, right? So much fun. What a wonderful year for everybody all around. Are you having fun? Same. Definitely. Uh, anyway. Since basically nothing about the present is particularly joyous, despite B-Girl's own recent sage…
"Where Is Britney Spears?": Britney Podcast Episode
Oh baby baby, have you seen Amy tonight? No, like, literally. Have you? We haven't, either. And it's been...months now. T. Kyle and I, on the other hand, have just returned from our Indefinite Work Hiatus with the long awaited, highly anticipated - err, by my twelve gay readers - episode of It's…
Britney Spears & The "Indefinite Work Hiatus": Emergency Britney Podcast Episode
Well! 2019 is certainly starting off on a very left-lane, kinda different note from the Living Legend, Miss Britney Spears. Four days into the New Year, which also happened to be the day before my 30th birthday (it's fine - this wouldn't be the first time she's traumatized me on My Day), B-Girl…
Rehearsalney Teases the 'Britney: Domination' Setlist
It's been a while... Whilst we, the commoners and locals, have kept ourselves occupied all month long by singing the songs of The Holy Spearit in celebration of the calendar year's most holy holiday, Britmas, the Legendary Miss Britney Spears herself is busy appreciating exquisite art and putting…
It's Britney, Bitch: A Podcast Celebrating 20 Years of Britney Spears
The Legendary Miss Britney Spears just made an announcement of an announcement. And now, I've got an announcement of an announcement of an announcement of my own. On this day (October 23), 20 years ago, Britney released her debut single, "...Baby One More Time." Oh, you've heard it? To celebrate…
The Great Britney Spears Announcement of 2018
The rumors were true. The hype was real. The fandom was right: "Apple Pie," the lead single from The Legendary Miss Britney Spears' long-awaited tenth studio album is finally here tonight, along with the announcement of a global tour kicking off in 2019 - wait, fuck, oops. Let me log out of my…
Britney Spears Is a Gothic Liar in Search of a Good Astringent Toner
The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is, like myself, a creature of the night, consumed by darkness, born with a heart the color of Onyx (Hotel). But more on that in just a sec! Whilst in the middle of sneaking away to the Philippines Europe this summer to put her hair up into a pony in front of…
'Let Me Take You There': A Newly Unearthed Demo Brings Us Back to the Beginning of Britney
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucky. Wait, no. Wrong story. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Britney Jean. At just fifteen years old, following a brief stint singing, acting and voguing the house down on national television alongside frenemies and future lovers alike on The…
Motorsport Enthusiast Britney Spears to Headline 2018 U.S. Grand Prix
The U.S. Grand Prix: it's a sports thing or whatever! And now, Miss Britney Spears is infiltrating from the inside in her latest move to advance the Gay Agenda. The Circuit of the Americas (COTA) announced on Wednesday (April 25) that the "I'll Never Stop Loving You" Living Legend will headline…
Contemporary Life & Style Icon Britney Spears to Launch Contemporary Lifestyle Collection in 2019
Would you like to live fancy? Live in a big mansion, perhaps? The Legendary Miss Britney Spears is bringing her glamorous lifestyle - from the Instagram runway shows, to the topless painting in the art room soundtracked by Mariah Carey, to the workout sessions in her Christmas light and Sailor Moon…
Britney Spears Accepts Award for Inventing Homosexuality
The Legendary Miss Britney Spears has been honored by the LGBTQ community for her twenty year-long career dedicated to advancing the Gay Agenda™. The "(I Got That) Boom Boom" Living Legend and tireless LGBTQ Warrior hit the red carpet as a shimmering, (drop dead) beautiful goddess - clearly a nod…