Britney Spears Glory

Down the 'Glory' Hole: Miss Britney Spears' New Era Begins

Glory /ˈɡlôrē/ noun 1. high renown or honor won by notable achievements. 2. magnificence; great beauty. verb 1. take great pride or pleasure in. Oh, I'm sorry. Did she keep you waiting? Following the release of her Most Personal Contemporary Christian Experimental Electronica Mixtape To Date in…


Britney Spears Make Me Single Cover

"Make Me": The Gloriously Artsy-Fartsy Return of Britney Spears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oydff0QlXSM I apologize in advance for not saying too much of substance about this song at the moment: I've already spilled my guts out — all 1,100+ words of it! — over at PopCrush about my baybeh, The Legendary Miss Britney Spears and her brand new single "Make Me…


Britney Spears Album Nine Oooooh

Oooooh, Yes: Britney's Ninth Studio Album Is Coming in May

https://twitter.com/Robin_Leach/status/719180879797485568 I know she shouldn't have kept you waiting, but... This is it, y'all: Three years after the release of her Most Personal Album to Date, the Legendary Miss Britney Spears is returning with her ninth studio album (code name: B9) — and it's…


Britney Spears, B9, Piece Of Me

'B9' Is Coming "Soon," So Sayeth Godney (And It Sounds Like The Weeknd)

In times of great thirst and desperation and wait and see-ing for B9, fans of the Legendary Miss Britney Spears have a tendency to get a little, um...ahead of themselves. Like, say, finding a newly registered song on BMI, deciding it's the next single, deciding it's dropping that very weekend,…


A Very Oral History Of Britney's "Breathe On Me"

"We don't need to touch, just... By 2003, Britney Spears wasn't just teetering on the edge of womanhood anymore: She was a full-on sensual seductress, an enchanting mistress — genuinely fearless and fully in control of the world undefined in her body and mind. In The Zone was Britney's true sexual…


Britney's 2016 Agenda: 6 Reasons To Live For The New Year

We've (mercifully) reached the end of 2015; the precious few days in between Christmas and the New Year. There's a stillness in the air: The roar of a million "Best Of" retrospectives being published at the same time is dying down, and holiday songs new and old (#JusticeForMyOnlyWishThisYear) are…


'Bare', A Fanmade Britney Album With "Covers" of Radiohead & Björk, Offers Something More Experimentalney

In the time — love, joy, space — between albums, Britney fans have been known to get a little...creative to keep themselves from becoming too bored. (Just do it, baby. Just do it!) From constant rumors of surprise award show performances and Super Bowl halftime shows (bless you Britney Army for…


The Digital Emancipation of Britney Spears Is Happening (Again)

If you've scrolled down (and up and down and up and down) the Legendary Miss Britney Spears' Instagram feed over the past few weeks, you might have noticed a trend: It's getting a little more personal (raw) up in here. Aside from the Piece Of Me promo and #proudmama shots of Jayden James and Sean…


#Britneyween: Britney's Halloween Fan Blessings, B9 and the Birth of 'Blackout'

If there's anything that pleases Godney more than watermelon bubblegum, hibiscus berry tea from Starbucks, mermaid hair and men sucking her toes, it's Hallowe'en, the holiday in which we come together as a society to dress up like Britney and give thanks for "Scary." The Holy Spearit has served up…


Britney Takes Us Back To 2003 Again With A Silly Cameo On 'Best Time Ever'

https://www.facebook.com/BestTimeEverNPH/videos/687090248058631/ Even though B9 is far from ready (we'll just have to wait and see), The Legendary Miss Britney Spears sure has done a lot of B-Girl promo in the past few months — and she's coming back looking delicious. Not only did Brit decide to…


Britney Got In The Zone With A Ponytail, Became Helicopterney and Went Out All Night Like It's 2003

https://twitter.com/BSlovers/status/640192722251444224 Mermaidney is magical, and obviously the best thing that has happened to Piece Of Me. Lately, Brit's been a profoundly single and horny mermaid, demanding orgies with hotties, lesbian sex and toe sucking. But last night, B-Girl decided to…


Britney Spears Is Now A Profoundly Single Mermaid With A Foot Fetish

The mermaid life 🐠 A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 20, 2015 at 11:38am PDT ALL AROUND THE SEA, PRETTY MERMAIDS. WIPE THE SHORE WITH ALL THE CLAMS. WHIP THE TAIL, BRING THE KRILL...WE'RE JUST SO FISHY! Ever since The Legendary Miss Britney Spears became…