William Orbit Puts A Groovy Spin On Britney's "Alien"

It's clearly a B In The Mix sort of day, because another remix from The Holy Spearit's Britney Jean is now #blessing our ears this afternoon. "Alien"/Ray Of Light super-producer William Orbit has been promising a reswizzling of his BJ opener for some time now — and it's finally landed. The trippy,…


Mariah Carey's New Album Title, Tracklisting And Explanation Are Even More Insane And Amazing Than You Could Have Ever Imagined

SORRY, JUST HAVING A FESTIVE PRE-ORDER MOMENT. Okay. Um. So, remember when Mariah Carey basically announced she was pulling a Beyoncé, thus rendering the Beyoncé-ness of the release null and void? And then her label was like "Yeah, I mean, that's not really happening"? Well, here's what is…


Gwen Stefani Makes A Glorious Surprise Return At Coachella With Pharrell

It's been far, far too long since No Doubt diva, Harajuku girl enthusiast and ageless beauty Gwen Stefani last blessed our ears with solo sound. In fact, that moment in time ended back in early 2008 with the release of her unbelievably underrated, final Sweet Escape ballad "Early Winter." Let us…


Legendtina Makes Surprise Cameo In Nintendo's 'Tomodachi Life', Renders Beyoncé's Surprise Album Irrelevant

TOKYO, JAPAN (LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK) – In a move that is now being breathlessly described by critics as "more culturally relevant and important than Beyoncé's surprise album," part-time Malaysian entertainer, full-time Burlesque screen icon Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera has made a…


Madonna And Natalia Kills Are Working Together In A Studio Right Now

PLEASE (DON'T EVER TELL ME TO) STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. Madonna, Queen Of Everything (Including Bathroom Selfies), is currently in a recording studio with Natalia Kills. WAT. The Holy Madge/#Secretprojectrevolution Starter has never been one to shy away from trouble, and certainly not from…


The Best Song On Shakira's New Album Isn't Actually On Shakira's New Album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVVTNPuvdpQ Yeah, I know: I'm giving away copies of Shakira's new album, Shakira. And with that contest, I'm asking you all to tell me your favorite song on the album. But I'm here now to answer that for you in advance — because it's sort of a trick question. As it…


Shakira, 'Shakira' (Album Giveaway)

Truth-telling hip shaker, Voice judge and short term memory loss sufferer Shakira is back with a new album this week. It's called Shakira. And if you write it out, it's "Shakira, Shakira," which is something Wyclef Jean says quite frequently. The shape-shifting album is an eclectic blend of world…


Tinashe Gets Turnt Up in "2 On (feat. Schoolboy Q)" Video

Yaaaaaaasssss. Today is the day! After releasing her debut RCA single "2 On (feat. Schoolboy Q)" back in January (which has stayed on solid re-pe-peat since the day it dropped), rising R&B-pop princess Tinashe has finally unveiled the sizzling accompanying visual for the 2 turnt up club cut.…


Legendtina Reveals She Is A True Lover Of Steak, Blowjobs

Hope you all cashed in this month on steak & BJ day...if not, celebrate tonight! :) — Christina Aguilera (@xtina) March 21, 2014 LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — Newly engaged chanteuse, 2012 Soundtrack Of The Year Japan Gold Disk Award winner and sexier, more selfless version of…


Tove Lo's "Not On Drugs" Is Surely The Best New Song You'll Hear Today

Swedish songstress Tove Lo is one of the most exciting pop acts about to break out in the past year. Her debut single "Habits" is one of the best songs of 2013, and her debut EP Truth Serum is one of the most exciting releases of 2014 thus far. That enough hyperbole for the moment? Excellent.…


Premiere: The Soundmen, "Games We Play (feat. Queen Of Hearts)"

If you've been following MuuMuse for a hot minute, you'll no doubt be familiar with Queen of Hearts, thanks to her (still) glorious "Neon/"Tears In The Rain" EP, as well as her lush cover of Ben Howard's "Only Love." While she's been prepping material to seat herself on the throne among pop…


A Light At The End Of The Tunnel: The 'Britney Jean' Bonus Tracks

By now, you've possibly-maybe read my review of Britney's eighth studio album, Britney Jean. I don't love it, and my thoughts haven't changed. You might be one of the people who agreed wholeheartedly, or maybe you agreed with some bits, or maybe you thought I was way too harsh, or maybe you told…