Daily B: The Commercial for Godney's Twister Dance Leaks, Much to Legendtina's Chagrin

As we, the chosen people of Godney, prepare our bodies for the impending pop revolution known as "Sexy Sexy"--a song that was likely recorded in a sports jacket and a sparkly diaper--we've just been blessed with a lil' bit of Britmas. After seemingly dozens of behind-the-scenes photographs,…


Legendtina Promises to Rise Like A Phoenixtina On New Album

BOW THE FUCK DOWN. The promotion for Legendtina's grand return to the throne has begun. Prompted by the news of Godney's upcoming musical arrival in 2012, the Mi Reflejo chanteuse and Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2000 nominee for Favorite New Artist took a moment away from furiously throwing…


Legendtina Serves Leggy Realness While Shooting Music Video for "Your Body"

BOW DOWN. With each passing day, we draw closer still toward the only event that will matter in 2012--or really, this entire decade: The grand unveiling of Queen Legendtina's "Your Body," the lead single from her forthcoming record, which is now reportedly titled Oh, She Is? With Mariah? That's So…


Legendtina Shoots Cover for Upcoming Album, Reigns Supreme

BOW THE FUCK DOWN. Life's all about love and glamour...AND LEGENDTINA'S SOON-TO-BE ICONIC NEW ALBUM. While preparing to unleash her major comeback single "Your Body," Queen Legendtina arrived on set today to shoot the album cover for her upcoming record, which insiders reveal Excluusively to…


Cher Possibly Reveals Upcoming Collaboration with Christina on Twitter, But Then Again, It's Cher on Twitter

Living Goddess and Higher Being Cher has been quite the busy woman lately, spending all her nights holed up in the studio recording her seventy-four thousandth record, due out sometime this year. Or next year. Or maybe never. And while we've already known for well over a year that she's done a…


Legendtina Strikes Back: A New Promo Photo Surfaces

A State of Bionic Emergency has been declared. Across the world, entire roadways have been shut down. Businesses closed. Entire towns abandoned. Outside, a young mother sprays her doorstep down with a full bottle of Christina Aguilera By Night, working diligently until the bottle is empty. Seeing…


Legendtina's Not-So-Secret Plan for World Domination Continues with World Hunger Campaign at Taco Bell and KFC This Fall

BOW THE FUCK DOWN. Note: The following campaign is real. Like, actually. Though she's been having her fun dashing dreams, desnudate-ing on stage and deafening lessers with whistle notes for fun while taping the third season of The Voice, Almighty Queen Legendtina has been sneaking backstage and…


Lady Gaga Promises "Immature" New Album (As Opposed to Last Album About Highway Unicorns)

Attention, Little Monsters: Your Mother is about to birth something...silly. Last night, during one of the dozen-or-so shows in Perth on the never-ending Hey, Isn't This Just The Monster Ball Tour With Some New Songs Ball (due to run until 2036, approximately), Lady Gaga briefly spoke to her…


Legendtina Prepares New Single for August, Industry Remains Frozen in Terror

BOW DOWN, FLOPS. She's spent the past six months getting queasy while spinning on the red swivel throne of The Voice and teaching Baby Max how to say "Mi Reflejo won a Latin Grammy," but now, Almighty Queen Legendtina is finally putting down the lipstick and preparing a 2012 comeback--beginning…


Legendtina Recording with Xenomania, No Wigs are Safe

In an interview with PopJustice posted earlier today (which you should all read immediately, it's great), Queen Beth Ditto of Gossip revealed that while recording at Xenomania headquarters, she encountered a few fellow musicians in the studio: Annie (amazing), Florrie (amazing), and a certain…


Daily B: Britney Takes to the Throne as Queen of "X Factor"

A picture of her flaw-free head moving swiftly through the busy streets of New York City surfaces around 4:15 P.M. and gets retweeted approximately fifty-five bajillion times. "Is it her?!" the fans shriek via tweet. Could it actually be? Yes. After some sort of stan-based visual DNA testing, it's…


Legendtina Wears No Pants and Debuts No Single During 'Voice' Finale, Remains Legend

'Twas the grand finale of The Voice Season 2 this week--and things got heated! And derogatory towards WOMEN! Why? I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.