Legendtina Reigns Supreme in Already Iconic Project With Mark Liddell

Sneak peek! Feeling sexy & seductive on set with Mark Liddell filming… - Legendtina "Class, elegance, refinement: These are just some of the traits Legendtina Christina María Mi Reflejo Nina Pinta Santamaria Desnudate Aguilera possesses," the New York Times reporter mumbles into his tape recorder…


Legendtina, Voice For The Hungry, Chosen For Already Iconic 'Hunger Games' Soundtrack

"How're you feeling now, Fatam Levine?" the blonde-bobbed "Bobblehead" beauty bellows into the dark abyss deep within the lair's dungeon. Legendtina looks down at the ground and smirks at the rusty bucket packed full with unsold copies of Bionic. She kneels down, grabs hold of the rope, rises up…


Legendtina Performs "I Love Rock 'N' Roll" On 'The Voice', Singlehandedly Revives Rock Genre

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (LOS ANGELES, CA) — Legendtina Christina María Mi Reflejo Nina Pinta Santamaria Desnudate Aguilera, Supreme #Blessed Ruler of Pop of Empress of Lotuses, has graced the stage of The Voice once again. Just ahead of her feverishly anticipated return to The Voice for the Season…


Legendtina Walks On Water in New 'Voice' Promo, Lessers Remain Basic Land-Lubbers

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (New York, NY) — Having heard the endless clamoring for her return by fans nationwide, "Let There Be Love" songstress Legendtina Goduilera has finally returned to The Voice. Earlier today, the iconic 4-time Grammy Award winning songstress and Burlesque beauty appeared in a…


Legendtina Delivers The Lotus Manifesto

"I'd really love to talk," the text reads. "It's Perezito, ur fave." Legendtina wrinkles her nose in disgust. She could smell the desperation reeking from her LG Lotus screen. It was the fifth apology sent that hour — after midnight, no less! The "Blessed" diva scowls and tosses her phone to the…


Legendtina Learns of #JusticeForBionic Movement, Plots Sabotage Of Her Own

Somewhere deep in West Hollywood, a legend is enjoying a peaceful beauty slumber in preparation for her soon-to-be iconic return to The Voice, following the release of her internationally renowned La Tempestad theme song, "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti." "Let me get mine, you get yours," a voice buried…


Legendtina Named In Startling New Lady Gaga "Sabotage" Claim By Perez Hilton

New York, NY (Legendtina News Network) – Gossip blogger of dwindling popularity Perez Hilton has named "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti" chanteuse and 4-time Grammy Award winner Legendtina Goduilera in a line-up of alleged victims of "#SABOTAGE" by professional goose impersonator and pop newcomer Lady…


MuuMuse Presents: A Subtitled Version of Legendtina's "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti" Video

Last week, TIME Magazine's Most Influential Artist In The History of Ever and 2013 MTV VMA nominee Legendtina Christina María Mi Reflejo Nina Pinta Santamaria Desnudate Aguilera unveiled the already iconic video for her La Tempestad theme song, "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti," which subsequently rendered…


Legendtina Hacks MTV Servers, Nominates "Feel This Moment" for Best Collaboration at 2013 VMAs

"Alright, shut up. We have to finish. I want to go home and watch Love & Hip-Hop," moans the MTV editor. "Fine, okay. Yeah," the other editor yawns, putting down his iPhone. "Let's turn this shit up: Best Collaboration. Go." "Well, Britney obviously," the first editor starts to type. P!nk's was…


Legendtina Announces #LotusPromo Love Glove® Condom

RISE UP, LOTUS, RISE. Following the news of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" partnership with Durex, internationally renowned recording artist, Grammy Award-winning music icon and TIME Magazine's Most Influential Artist of Ever Legendtina Goduilera is excited to announce the release of the #LOTUSPROMO LOVE…


Lady Gaga Delivers NYC Gay Pride Speech (But It's Nothing Compared to Legendtina's Boston Pride Salute)

After months of radio silence — aside from a teaser from inside the studio or two — Lady Gaga made a (not so) surprise return to the stage tonight at NYC Pride. Just minutes ago, the Fame Monster chanteuse made her way to Pier 26 to speak at the annual LGBT rally. But before you throw out any…


You Haven't Seen The Last Of Lotus: Legendtina and Cher Perform at 'The Voice' Finale

"Ohhh! What's this?" the husky-voiced songstress yodeled aloud, picking up the leafy flower attached to a note resting on her dressing room table. "A gift for you, old friend," the note read. And then below, in finer print: "Emphasis on old." "Huh!" Cher declared, licking her teeth and peering…