Legendtina Shoots Cover for Upcoming Album, Reigns Supreme

BOW THE FUCK DOWN. Life's all about love and glamour...AND LEGENDTINA'S SOON-TO-BE ICONIC NEW ALBUM. While preparing to unleash her major comeback single "Your Body," Queen Legendtina arrived on set today to shoot the album cover for her upcoming record, which insiders reveal Excluusively to…


Legendtina Strikes Back: A New Promo Photo Surfaces

A State of Bionic Emergency has been declared. Across the world, entire roadways have been shut down. Businesses closed. Entire towns abandoned. Outside, a young mother sprays her doorstep down with a full bottle of Christina Aguilera By Night, working diligently until the bottle is empty. Seeing…


Legendtina's Not-So-Secret Plan for World Domination Continues with World Hunger Campaign at Taco Bell and KFC This Fall

BOW THE FUCK DOWN. Note: The following campaign is real. Like, actually. Though she's been having her fun dashing dreams, desnudate-ing on stage and deafening lessers with whistle notes for fun while taping the third season of The Voice, Almighty Queen Legendtina has been sneaking backstage and…


Legendtina Prepares New Single for August, Industry Remains Frozen in Terror

BOW DOWN, FLOPS. She's spent the past six months getting queasy while spinning on the red swivel throne of The Voice and teaching Baby Max how to say "Mi Reflejo won a Latin Grammy," but now, Almighty Queen Legendtina is finally putting down the lipstick and preparing a 2012 comeback--beginning…


Legendtina Recording with Xenomania, No Wigs are Safe

In an interview with PopJustice posted earlier today (which you should all read immediately, it's great), Queen Beth Ditto of Gossip revealed that while recording at Xenomania headquarters, she encountered a few fellow musicians in the studio: Annie (amazing), Florrie (amazing), and a certain…


Legendtina Wears No Pants and Debuts No Single During 'Voice' Finale, Remains Legend

'Twas the grand finale of The Voice Season 2 this week--and things got heated! And derogatory towards WOMEN! Why? I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.


Legendtina's 'Bionic' "A Couple Hundred Units Away" from Billboard 200, Legacy Lives On

AND THE LEGACY LIVES ON. Last week, "Car Wash" songstress Christina Aguilera made like a Pheonixtina Risinguilera (a Bird of Prey, if you will) and soared into the Top 20 of the iTunes Albums Chart with her biconic 2010 release Bionic, briefly topping efforts by dozens of her fellow pop…


'Bionic' Rises to Top 20 on iTunes Albums Chart, Legendtina Reign Refuses to Let Up

BOW DOWN: GET ON YOUR KNEES. Thanks to a lethal combination of her inspired performance of "Fighter" last week on The Voice, a new promotion in which all of the judges' albums are now being priced at $6.99, and the extra pressed shade sandwiches she's been serving every thirteen seconds in her…


Legendtina Rises Once Again With Flawless TwitPic

BOW DOWN. A legend appears: Flawlesstina, Empress of Former Flopitude, just uploaded a photo on Twitter late this evening. With those luscious bubblegum pink lips, flowing golden locks and that peachy airbrush complexion--I'm sorry, did you hear that? That was the sound of a thousand wigs being…


Legendtina Defies All Expectations, Re-Ascends to #1 on Billboard Hot 100

First Legendtina did the unthinkable, skyrocketing to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for her inspired 7.5 second coattail-riding assist on Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger." Then...she flopped back down to reality after Adele decided to Schoolin' Life the lowly Floptina. But now, this week...SHE DID THE…


Adele Dethrones Legendtina After Just One Week on the Billboard Hot 100 With "Someone Like You"

"Did you hear, Flopdele? "Moves Like Jagger" is #1 in America." "Wait, what? Seriously? Ew. Just a moment--someone hold my cigarette." Well, so much for that: After a shocking coup last week with her triumphant rise to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 aboard Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger," Legendtina…


Legendtina Makes Grand Ascent to #1 on Billboard Hot 100 with Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger"

THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS JUST BEEN DONE. Queen Legendtina, Almighty Ruler of Flopnomore and Susan Lucci of the Recording Industry, has just done the unthinkable and clawed her way back to the tippity-top of the Billboard Hot 100 this week with her blink-and-you-miss-it cameo on Maroon 5's "Moves Like…