Queen Coco Set to Dominate Music Industry with Debut Single, "Shoe Freak"

You probably know her as the wife of Ice-T. Maybe you've admired her work as a model between the sticky pages of such notable magazines as Playboy, flaunting the assets that keep Nicki Minaj pounding down Big Macs on a nightly basis. Or perhaps you've seen her on Twitter, where she rings in…


Swedish Blog Superstar Dessie Begins Worldwide Domination with Debut Single, "Whatcha Got"

17-year-old Dessie, better known as Desiree Nilsson, is one of Sweden's most well-known bloggers. (Or so I am told.) From what I've gathered from Google Translate, Dessie's blog mainly revolves around taking sexy pictures in front of her computer, contemplations about dying her hair a different…


Kim Kardashian Premieres Debut Single, "Jam"

After announcing her upcoming foray into music back in November, Kim Kardashian is finally prepared to unleash the fruits of her labor upon the world. Earlier this morning, the professional Nicole Scherzinger lookalike visited On Air with Ryan Seacrest to premiere her debut single, "Jam," produced…


Stilettos and Studs: Introduucing...Kazaky!

Here at MuuMuse, we like certain things: Stilettos, sexy boys, high fashion, shadow play, things that are Russian, and dramatic shoulder pads. Luckily enough, the boys of Kazaky happen to come pre-packaged with all of these things. Meet Kazaky, an up-and-coming Ukrainian boy band. Or, as their…


Paris Hilton Reveals New Studio Album to be Released This Year

STOP YOUR WHOLE LIFE. Paris Hilton is officially releasing a second album! According to a news item posted on Billboard.com, the most famous-for-being-famous person in the world revealed to The Hollywood Reporter that the follow-up to her 2006 debut will be released "in the next few months."…


Professional Talentless Person Kim Kardashian Begins Inevitable Endeavor Into Music with The-Dream

As if this wasn't already written in the stars, Kim Kardashian, known for having a giant ass and literally no other discernible talent, is now venturing into the world of music. According to Rap-Up and TMZ, the reality show princess is currently cooking up some phat beatz with the otherwise…


Kim Zolciak Snatches Her Own Wig With "Google Me"

We as a society owe so much to Auto-Tune. The audio processing equipment responsible for jump-starting the careers of such acts as the already irrelevant T-Pain and smelly pop sensation Ke$ha has granted us countless musical triumphs, including Cher's legendary comeback ("Believe"), Paris Hilton's…


The Number One Song in France This Week is Sung By An Animated Mole (or Why American Top 40 Isn't So Bad After All)

In America, we pop nerds have a tendency to bitch and moan about the general makeup of the Top 40 charts: It's nothing but the same producers, cluttering the airwaves with the same, predictable paint-by-numbers dance-tinged hip-hop. Far too much Flo-Rida and Jay Sean; not nearly enough Sophie…


Guest Muuse: Sam Lansky's "Fame Fatale: The Rise of Sky Ferreira"

So, this is something new and interesting. The night before my interview with Sky Ferreira, I received a vaguely mysterious e-mail from MuuMuse reader Sam Lansky with an attachment entitled "Fame Fatale." The e-mail suggested that the attached may assist me in preparing for my interview. As soon…


Darling, You're a Star: The Video Premiere of Jeffree Star's "Get Away with Murder"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lXqHh1-uk As a pop nerd (and Britney Spears' number one fan), I don't believe in the term 'guilty pleasure.' If a song is good, it's good. I'm not the same, I have no shame...I'm on fire, etc. etc. (Get it? It's a reference.) I say this because, of all the artists…


Heidi Montag: Superficial (Album Review)

It's difficult to appreciate Heidi Montag as a human being. At first glance, she isn't much more than your typical blonde bimbo socialite; a plastic Barbie making bank from a talentless role on a "reality" show gallivanting around L.A. to fill the narcissistic need for attention like a…


Introduucing...Lolene!

Artist: Lolene Where you from, lady? Bristol, UK. What the mini-biography says: "Coining the term, 'awkward pop,' Lolene describes her sound as 'Joan Collins in Dynasty, Studio 54, white jump-suits, and disco balls.'" What it actually means: She makes modern electro-pop music. Claim to Fame:…