Kylie Minogue's 'Dancing' Is a Twangy Midlife Ode to Mortality
"When the final curtain falls, we could say we did it all." No, it's no "Can't Get You Out Of My Head." Nor is it an "All The Lovers." Nor a "Spinning Around." And yes, it's got a twang that aligns with the country-leaning, Red State America-appealing trend that's plagued at least several major pop…
Look, Let's Brace Ourselves: Kylie Minogue Is Going 'Dancing,' Cowboy Style
Blame Joanne. And the Miley Cyrus return-to-roots record. And Kesha's rowdy, honky-tonk empowerment rock. And Justin Timberlake's transformation into a #Masc4Masc flannel-wearing woodsman. But it appears the trend is now being tackled by our very own Mighty Aphrodite, too. Kylie Minogue is gearing…
Kylie Minogue Confirmed Her Album Title, Now Everything Is 'Golden'
DROP YOUR SOCKS AND GRAB YOUR MINI BOOMBOX. Kylie Minogue, the one true Kylie, is back at last...and it's her time to shine. Earlier on Wednesday (January 10), a a rumor went around suggesting that Kylie's new album would be called Golden, and that her first single - called "Dancing" - would be…
Pop Goes The Future: The Many Reasons to Live for 2018
2017 might have been a tough one for many of us, but just as a wise woman once said after filming Evita: nothing takes the past away like the future. And so, as opposed to adding to the noise of the endless lists recapping the best parts of the past twelve months or dwelling on the…
Kylie Minogue & Britney Spears Performed "Spinning Around" Together (Well, Almost)
Whilst you were on Grindr looking for a white-bearded daddy to slide down your chimney for some NSA stocking stuffer fun this past weekend, the Mighty Aphrodite herself, Miss Kylie Minogue, and The Legendary Miss Britney Spears united in song for a glitteringly gay, fabulously fierce spectacular…
Cosmic Girls (WJSN) Pay Tribute to Kylie Minogue at KCON Australia 2017
And now for something completely gay. Cosmic Girls, also known as WJSN — a relatively new Chinese-South Korean girl group consisting of a completely casual and chill 13 members, whomst are split between four different units — performed at KCON's first-ever convention in Australia last week.…
Rippin' Up the Disco: New (Old) Kylie Minogue 'X' Demos Spill Out by the Dozens
Kylie Minogue — the only Kylie, thank you — just announced a record deal with BMG, with plans in place to record a new album and officially Save Pop™ in 2017. Perhaps as a result of this news, or perhaps simply due to some incredibly gay, reverse Trumpholian instance of kismet, the vaults have…
Dannii Minogue: Still "So Under Pressure," 10 Years Later
This was post was originally written in June. Somehow, out of some cruel act of disremembrance, I forgot to post it — UNTIL NOW. Get a grip, I'm almost gone There's just too much goin' on Feel like I can hardly breathe... Dannii Minogue, Queen of Clubs®, is back to making music — or, at the very…
Kylie Minogue Is About To Make This The Gayest Christmas Ever (And Dannii, Too!)
Kylie Minogue, Australian National Treasure, Mighty Aphrodite and Still The Only Kylie, Thank You Very Much, is officially coming to sleigh this Christmas. The dazzling disco diva's known to get festive every now and then — "Santa Baby," anyone? — but this time, she's really going for it with…
There's Just One "Kylie," Thank You Very Much
https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/643917058489630720 Recently, it has come to my attention that a certain newly turned 18-year-old member of the Kardashian Krew has risen to prominence in pop culture. I only know this because I am a Respected and Influential Member of The Media, but perhaps…
'Kylie + Garibay': Kylie Minogue Plots Her Next Move With A Sexy, Unconvential Surprise
After parting ways with Roc Nation and ending her contract with Parlophone Records earlier this year, Queen Kylie Minogue is just getting started with a brand new chapter in her already prolific career. Fernando Garibay, of "Heavy Metal Lover" fame (among many others, but that SONG), is one of the…
"The Other Boys": NERVO, Kylie Minogue, Jake Shears and Nile Rodgers Are The Disco Dream Team
While some pop stars are busy stirring up bad blood between each other (my vote is MINAJ/PERRY 2016, just so we're clear), others are joining forces for a far less drama-filled, subtweet-free purpose on the dance floor. Nearly five years since their shimmering, splendid Aphrodite collaboration,…