'Someday (I Will Understand)': A Look Back at Britney's Personal Pregnancy Ode A Decade Later

Ten years (and some odd weeks) ago, Britney Spears sat down at her pia-na and wrote a song from the bottom of her no-longer-broken heart. She was feeling some type of way at the time — that way being pregnant, even though she didn't know it yet — and so, she decided to write a song about her…


Britney Is Rainbowney Now And Everything Is Magical

https://instagram.com/p/6Ls_86qIZ_/?taken-by=petercshields When it comes to the blessed mane of Godney, maintaining a single look for more than a few weeks has never really been The Holy Spearit's style. Devoted stans know the general ebb and flow of the locks: When she freshens up to her…


Britney, Unbothered In Hawaii, Honored With Tove Styrke Cover And "Tom's Diner" Lyric Video

Aloha! 🌴🌺☀️ pic.twitter.com/LnjJJYyQDX — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) July 23, 2015 Pop feuds-turned-apologies? The MTV Video Music Awards? What is this, 2003? No, the Legendary Miss Britney Spears simply cannot and will not be bothered. You see, some Exceptional Earners™ are…


Nineney Watch: Mustard On The Brit, Bitch

No more Ms. Nice Pretty Girl — Brit Brit's about to work it hard like it's her profession (REFERENCE). Slowly but surely wins the race, as The Legendary Miss Britney Spears could surely tell you. And, fortunately for us, B-Girl is taking her sweet-as-sweet tea time recording Album Nineney, the…


Bye Bye, I-G-G-Y: On The "Flopping" Of Britney & Iggy's "Pretty Girls"

Iggy Azalea, sworn enemy of Papa John's Pizza and PR nightmare, has Taken To The Twitter many, many times — regardless of how many self-imposed (and/or management enforced) social media breaks she's had — to engage in what can only be described as willfully ignorant repeat attempts to undermine…


The 'Mystery Show' Podcast Cracks A Case About Britney

There are very few guarantees in this cruel world, but there is one thing that I do know with no uncertainty whatsoever: The Holy Spearit is always with us. Two weekends ago, I was driving up — err, graciously being driven up to New Hampshire for my friend's wedding by my dear friends Chris…


Cool Britney Art Room

Excluusive: Look Inside Britney's Art Room (Where She Paints Topless While Listening To Mariah Carey)

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears: She is a performer. She is a Mom. She is funny. She is your friend! She is Britney Jean. And secretly, she is Picassoney. When Our Very Own Pop Princess-now-Queen Of Pop isn't too busy slowly but surely working on her artsy fartsy, left-lane rock pop opus (code…


Britney Made Tyson Beckford, And Also Me, Her Bitch at 'Piece Of Me'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeuENFDUaHI There comes a point in every man's life when the Living Legend he's worshipped for nearly two decades ties a leash around his neck, throws him down on all fours and drags him across the stage of her Las Vegas residency. That moment, for me, came last…


On Britney and Iggy's "Pretty Girls" Video...

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears and her new, possibly Australian friend I-G-G-Y have crash-landed with their intergalactic cinematic masterpiece "Pretty Girls," and one thing's for certain... THEY'RE JUST SO SILL-AY. No, but really: Support my journey and go read my GIF-by-GIF review on…


Britney Looks Like An Easy Earth Girlney With Iggalien Azalea On The "Pretty Girls" Single Art

The Legendary Miss Britney Spears ain't done with extraterrestrial exploration quite yet. With just a few days to go, a few thirsty Brit Brit stans managed to find the official cover art for "Pretty Girls" a little early on Shazam. And B-Girl's looking like a pretty gir — uh, alien, y'all. LIKE…


Britney Is Getting Her Own Mobile Game In 2016: 5 Potential Game Ideas

The global outcry for fair and adequate representation of The Legendary Miss Britney Spears within the gaming world has been heard loud and clear...as it very well should be. While the grassroots fan initiative to vote Britney's Dance Beat Britney into the upcoming installment on Nintendo's Super…


"Tom's Diner": The Genius Of Britney's Disco Daydream With Giorgio Moroder

UPDATE: Two months later, Britney has (finally!) added the song to her VEVO this evening, along with a legendary handwritten postcard. #SomethingMorePersonal! Let us shake our umbrellas and pour the milk in celebration — and demand a full single treatment. ———————— Good things come to those who…