Weapon Of Massive Consumption

The O.G. of bitchy, internet UK celebrities, Lily Allen herself has posted double demos on her MySpace page today. After just one day, she's already got around 30,000 listens for each song. The first, "I Don't Know," is a sarcastic take on the lifestyles of the rich and plastic. Shame, I thought…


On His Way

In case some of you Muusers might have noticed, the download links accompanying the latest reviews have been removed. It's not an accident. I've decided that downloading will no longer be a feature of MuuMuse. And by that, I mean MuuMuse is back to where it should be--barely legal and ready to…


See All I See

What kind of fuckery is this? It's the new promotional video for Kylie Minogue's "All I See," the rapidly flopping single released in North America. I'm not sure why this is happening--it's like some sick game that no one is truly a part of. So let's see: + She's talking to a somewhat fit man's…


Introducing...Carolina Liar

If you happen to watch The Hills, you may have noticed Heidi Montag's fat head. But more importantly, you may have also noticed that the show features some pretty decent music from time to time. Carolina Liar is no exception. The new band's sound is sort of like a more laid back, Californian spin…


Little Bright Lights

Infernal just doesn't know when to quit...Thank God. They're coming back this year after a brief hiatus from the release of mega-smash, essential pop fest of an album, From Paris To Berlin. The songs from that album plagued my playlists from 2004 to 2006, and I only recently began to come down from…


Make It Really Loud

As my fellow bloggers have been getting in a tizzy about, the unstoppable Donna Summer is back once more this year. She returns with "Stamp Your Feet" from her newest album, Crayons, certainly one of the most anticipated releases of the year. The new single is very Cher meets Gwen's…


High School Funk

Well, look! It's the comeback single of Zac Efron's lady friend Vanessa Hudgens, called "Sneakernight"! There's two things I refuse to accept here: The song's title, and her supposed relationship with Zac Efron. Anyway, make way for the footwear, because here it is! Now there's a song that truly…


Officially

Look everyone, it's Cassie, the R&B one-or-two time dark dancefloor sensation responsible for the major hit "Me & U" and mini-hit "Long Way 2 Go" two years ago! Yep, she's back. And this time, she's in the hands of Danja and The Clutch with "Official Girl." It's a little mid-tempo…


I Got All The Boys...

Time for a little update, man style. The first song comes to us by Matt Pokora, from his newly released album, MP3. For those unfamiliar with the sexy French singer, you're missing out. Yeah, his style's constantly compared to fellow lady-chaser Justin Timberlake. Well actually, some say he's a…